When the drag queens arrive, it's time to buy a round.
When the dwarves arrive, it's time to buy shots of tequilla.
When the dwarves in drag arrive, all bets are off, and you're on your own for intoxication.
That pretty much sums up the evening, although I don't remember seeing any dwarves in drag. The last 45 minutes of Rich spinning pretty much made my year in parties.